this is just too awesome!!!!

this is just too awesome

Message to the Bin men.

When I was a kid, my Uncle was a binman. 'Who would want to do that?' I used to ask. ' They work hard, are respected and get paid well,' my Dad used to say, 'they also are an important cog in our social machine!'

This is when we didn't have wheelie bins, we didn't have overly ridiculous Health and Safety measures. You know what, my old man was right, it wasn't a pleasant job,  but these guys worked bloody hard, got paid well and were respected. 

This brings me to the binmen of today!!! What a joke! I am going off experience from the binmen of my local council, so if this doesn't apply to you then I apologise, but chances are it does. 

Sunday night, I can here people all down the street wheeling their bins down to the end of their drives. We all place them nicely and organised to ensure that neither pavement or our drives are blocked. 

Monday morning, here comes the bin lorry, does it pull over so cars can still get up and down the street, does it heck. This lazy arsed driver, sits right in the centre of the street, no cars can come up, or go down the road, and are expected to wait, while his busy bees pull over our rubbish to his precious truck. 

So what about the other guys, they have to run to every bin and drag it to the lorry, well - I watched one of these morons whistle the lorry to reverse back up the street, to pick up two bins he couldn't be arsed to walk to the lorry, which was all of 25m away. Did the lorry reverse, no, there was a mix up, so what did this Muppet do, he left the two bins alone, walked over to the lorry, to explain about his forgotten bins, as to which the Lorry reversed up the road....25 bloody metres!!!!!! Why didn't you take the bins with you?! - Lazy

Had a busy week, a lot more rubbish than usual, cant fit the bag in the bin, well simple, just leave it on the top, surely they can pick the extra bag up along with your regular load - wrong! I have heard of peoples bins not being taken at all because there was one bag too many, I used to live in a house and we weren't provided wheelie bins, and because of this, the f'in binmen wouldn't take any of our rubbish!! What were we to do? 

When they do empty your bins, they then wheel the bins over your drive, so when you get home you cant get onto your drive! All I ask is a bit of common sense!

It wont be long before we have to wheel our bins to the back of their f'in lorry! So lazy its untrue!

So to all bin men out there, pull your finger out, because I fear that we have lost for you what we once had, and that is respect!

You enjoyed Borat....Now meet Bruno!

Money, Money, Fake money!!

There is talk that up to 1 in 20 pound coins is a fake, which has certain parties looking for the Royal Mint to up their technology to detect these coins and take them out of circulation. 

WBBB has to ask, in these times of recession, why take out what equates to up to £73 million pounds? Hats off to the counterfeit money makers, at least you are giving us something back, which is more than can be said for the government!

Jacqui Smiths Hubby loves the porn!!!

So we hear that Jacqui Smith's ( Home secretary) husband has been watching a bit of the porno in the evening and charging it to her expenses, naughty boy.

Everyone is up in arms, should she resign? Is there marriage going to be okay? Is this the message an MP should be sending out - more sleaze on an already fairly questionable government!

We here at WBBB have one thing to say on this whole issue.....do you blame him, I mean, look at her , if you had to crawl into bed with that, I think we would all turn to a bit of porn!

Moyles on TV again....its shit....again!

For those of you unfortunate enough to stumble across, or even look forward to, seeing Chris Moyles' second attempt at being a TV presenter, I feel for you all. It was the most cringe worthy piece of TV we here at the WBBB have ever witnessed! 

Good guests, poor show, even worse presenter. Moyles, when are you going to realise that the funny people behind your radio show are not YOU! People tune into Radio one every morning for your team, and more importantly, there is Fuck all else on!!!

You made a career on the Radio for being an obnoxious twat, hanging up the phone to unsuspecting listeners, that just wont cut it on TV, and we can all see that now. 

Sure, I reckon he is quite a nice guy, and a few beers with him down the pub might be laugh - but he is still shit!

Bring back Vernon Kaye in the morning, and lets have re runs of friends rather than that quiz show drivel!

Shearer! Shearer! Shearer!!!

So Alan Shearer has become manager of Newcastle United for 8 games, in a bid to 'Keep them in the Premiership'

This whole story has me asking a few questions.

1/. Do Newcastle fans have jobs? Whoever seems to be appointed, or signed, St James' Park seems to over run with morons screaming their new heros name! 'Owen, Owen, Owen!' 'Bonny, Bobby, Bobby!', Keegan, Keegan, Keegan!' Can you all just piss off back to work, your kids might see you acting like a complete bell end in front of the sky sports news cameras! Grown men, chanting like it was the second coming! Made even more ridiculous given that two weeks later, the same fans are saying,' well he just wasn't the man for the job!' 

2/. Shearer? Saviour, we are talking about a man who has NEVER managed a team before, and we see him week in, week out, talking tat on MOTD!? On a Saturday night, he sits with Gary L and Alan H, and after they watch a game, he merely shows sections of the game, while explaining what is happening on screen - ' Yeah, so here we have Rooney on the ball, and he erm, kicks it over to Ronaldo, who crosses it in....and they were doing that all day!'

What is he really going to bring to the table, apart from a very loud stadium of fans who seem about three stages lower on the evolutionary chain!

2/. Is is just me, or has Shearer spent his career taking the 'easy' way out?! Wins the Premier League with Blackburn, then has a fork in the road, either go to Man Utd, where he can fight for his position amongst some of the best players in the world, no guarantee there, but the rewards will be worth the work. Or go to Newcastle, where you will walk into a position, even if you punched the chairman's wife, you would be on that team sheet! The down side to this is, you will never win any major trophy, and your career will be some what of a coast!? 

Newcastle it is then!!!

And then there is now, there was chat of Shearer!Shearer!Shearer! taking over at the beginning of the season, but he knew it would mean responsibility, hence said  no, now , with 8 games to go, he cant lose, if they go down, it wasn't Shearer!Shearer!Shearer! s fault, if they stay up, we can expect to see some more overweight middle aged men skiving off work to hang around St James' Park and chant his name, from which Shearer!Shearer!Shearer!  will go back to Match of the Day, after all, a whole season in charge will be too responsible!